Thursday, December 11, 2008
Melon Update
According to researchers, the bitter melon is said to help treat HIV infection, prevent and treat malaria, and stimulate digestion. Well, a few hours have passed since my meal, and I've come to realize that "stimulate digestion" is just a delicate way of saying "nuclear diarrhea". I'm considering taking a fire extinguisher in with me on my next trip to the bathroom.
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2 comments:
Tedi directed me to this lovely little post... classic. Made my day. Hope you avoid hemorrhoids.
Also, don't ever try a tea called Smooth Move. I made that unfortunate mistake... and things definitely moved, but there wasn't nothin' smooth about it.
LOL!
I love how toilet humor draws friends together. Sorry about the motion in the ocean, though my day is also now complete.
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